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Mia Monday!

This is my porky pug. She kinda looks like a big fat ham with a head and legs. It's no wonder pug and pig are one vowel off.

The woman in line at Victoria's Secret in front of me is letting her 4 year old play in the sample makeup. I can't even. 2011-12-23
It's water, not acid rain y'all. DRIVE! 2011-12-16
The top 40 radio station here bleeps out the word "alcohol." Umm why? 2011-12-16
@vomviersen I am not allowed in The Container Store alone. My bank card cries every time. That place is the devil's playground. (I LOVE IT) in reply to vomviersen 2011-12-15
It's apparent from the public appearance of some people that mirrors are a luxury item. 2011-12-15
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