As often as I might complain about Jas, I really do love him. He’s so cute. He and his mom have been playing Roller Coaster Tycoon for the last THREE HOURS. She’s never played something like it, so he’s teaching her. It’s so funny.. She’s just like me when I play it. Who cares about big attractions when you can change the colors of the hats in the hat stand! He’s far more patient with her than he is when I watch him. I’m like “Balloons! You need more balloons!” and he just snickers and ignores me. She mentions balloons one time, and suddenly he has 5 stands of them. And she’s very protective of his little virtual park. The “vandals” broke some of the benches and she wants to hire someone to “knock their heads in.” It’s hilarious to watch. I’m going stir crazy just sitting here watching them, but my abs are getting quite the workout as I try to muffle my laughter.