Me (on phone with customer): That component comes in Red, Royal Blue, or Hunter Green

Customer: Ok, I’ll take Yellow.

Me: (pregnant pause)

Customer: Hello?

Me: Um, we don’t have it in yellow. We have Red, Royal Blue, and Hunter Green only.

Customer: Do you have it in White?

Me: <slamming head on desk> NO. We have it in Red, Royal Blue and Hunter Green.

Customer: I’ll have to check with the board and call you back.

Me: ok. Thank you, bye.

*cut to a few hours later*

Customer: Ok, I’ve spoken with the board.

Me: Fantastic. Which color did they choose?

Customer: Can we get it in Tan?

I hung up.