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ATTENTION INTERNET!
It IS possible for a female to feel sick in the morning and NOT be pregnant.
(I’ll wait while you process that mind-boggling information)
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, a woman can have morning sickness and not have a bun in the oven. You know what? She can also be exhausted AND have morning sickness and still not be pregnant. I KNOW!! Call Guinness! Alert the press!
I have had morning sickness for going on 8 years now. Yes, Internet, 8 years. It’s not everyday. But 3-4 times a week I wake up and my body feels the need to pray to the porcelain god. Some days it’s just slight nausea, which I can deal with. Other days I get the backwards version of whatever I ate the night before. It’s charming. Really. And yet every time I tell someone I was sick that morning, I get the "Oh, are you pregnant?" complete with raised eyebrows and knowing look. Um, no. Wasn’t pregnant yesterday when you asked. Wasn’t pregnant 3 months ago when you asked. Wasn’t pregnant TWO YEARS ago when you asked. Trust me, when I finally get pregnant, I’ll be shouting it from the rooftops. Until that time, let’s just all assume I’M NOT FUCKING PREGNANT!
Thank you and have a nice day!
Friday, a very sad thing happened. Two news heliocopters crashed while following a high speed pursuit in Phoenix. I won’t go into why I hate high speed chases being broadcast on television. That’s a rant for another day. What really bothers me is that the suspect, (you know, the guy on the GROUND in the CAR) might face charges relating to the death of the two pilots and two cameramen who were in the crash. I am very agitated by this. If it were two police heliocopters, who were following the pursuit because it’s a requirement of their jobs and helps to keep our sticky little planet safe, then by all means, charge the fleeing bastard. However, these were not police heliocopters. These were news people in the pursuit of a story that will likely garner them some ratings. That’s their job, I understand that. But they were not required to be there. They could have easily reported the story without following the chase. They could have skipped the story altogether, thus denying said suspect the semi-celebrity he received from the pursuit. (Which is really my main argument against televised high-speed pursuits.) But that’s the route they chose to take, which is quite unfortunate. How exactly does that become the suspect’s problem? He did not crash his car into the heliocopter. He did not ask to be followed (yes, yes I know this is part of the reason that high speed chases occur, but FTLOG STOP GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT!). He should be liable for every single illegal lane change, every fail to yield at a stop sign or stop light, every mile per hour he went over the speed limit, any and all damage or harm he inflicted to people he encountered on this trip. But seriously, we can’t charge him with a crime that he did not cause.
Aside from all that, how does one operate a heliocopter and not see another giant heliocopter coming at them? TWO pilots crashed into each other. TWO pilots were negligent in their flying. It would be bad enough if one wasn’t paying attention, but TWO! Perhaps their employers should be held liable for their deaths, for not keeping them on the ground instead of pursuing a stupid story.
I love my job. Truly. I don’t ever think I will find a better group of people to work for. (Work WITH is a totally different subject.) However, as much as I love this job, there are just some days where I have absolutely no motivation to get things done.
Today is that day!
I have lots to do, and I’ve started on almost all of it! It’s the finishing part that I’m just not getting done. I have, no exaggeration, 11 projects on my desktop that are opened and partially finished. I’m having an attack of the ADD that causes me not to finish anything. And sadly, I care not. Part of it is because I know I will be in here this weekend working on cleaning up files and my desk (apparently the File Cabinet Exploded All Over My Desk look is out this summer. Who knew?) and the other part is that I’m tired. There are few people in this office that work very hard. I am one of them, because I do love this place, and I want them to keep me around for a long time. But I get tired of working hard when others don’t. So, I’m taking a little mental vacation. Planning dinner for tonight, organizing the work stuffs I will complete over the weekend, and surfing the Internet for random useless things that I cannot afford to buy, but love to look at.
Happy Friday!
*taps microphone*
Is this thing on? Can anyone hear me?
Hi! I’m here! Hoping this thing works, and doesn’t look uber lame. And really if it does, I care not. It’s something to do while I’m bored. And of course to entertain you! Yeah. Because I’m all about doing things for others.
Really.
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